A Complaint that was read on a local radio station

Listener email segment...gotta love the chance to hear your words on the radio....


I have a complaint. I know, it may fall on a lot of deaf ears, but I think it is worth venting about. It is difficult to keep this clean as I am sure neither Mike NOR Kate can edit in this in mid-read so I will do my best.

FYI....gas is over $2.00 a gallon. It is bad enough you go from light to light at mach 2, but try and remember your 1997 F350 only gets 4 miles to the gallon. I am sure I am going to get someone telling me, "Ya'll are dumb, my truck gets TIN miles to the gallon!" Great, but last I checked, "tin" surrounded your "on the way home" beverage.

Stop passing me on the shoulder so you can be the first to the stop sign.

Stop peaking around the long line of traffic to see if there really IS a line waiting for the light to turn green. I am organized, but not organized enough to talk to 70 strangers on the way to work to pull a trick on you.

Put your makeup on BEFORE you leave the house and preferably not when you are on your cell phone asking your friend who you went home with last night.

CONVENIENCE STORE CLERKS : STOP ASKING ME IF I HAVE GAS WHEN I COME UP TO THE COUNTER WITH A BOTTLE OF COKE. It is none of your business. I may ask you a personal question pretty soon and I can assure you it will be more embarrassing than your inquiry about my flatulence.

If you see someone in front of me, let alone SEVERAL cars in front of me going slow, that does not mean it is OK to tailgate me. It won't make me go any faster. In fact, I just might forget to push on the gas pedal and idol along my way.

That's all for now. I think I have a Boy Scout at my door selling me bookmarks! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....=)