State of the Nation

Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green Party, Sons of Liberty, Sons of Anarchy or any other "political" party will not help this nation until some basic programming changes are made. Get rid of Honey Boo Boo. Doesn't our television programming reflect our nation? It is broadcast worldwide for fuck sake. Is this something we want to advertise? Dumpster diving pays thousands of dollars an hour. So does the sibling contest of gaining weight. Fastest to fat is still fat. Why are we glorifying the aesthetically challenged? Ugly people do not win beauty contests, let alone go. I am all for boosting a child's self-esteem, but when society gets around to finishing the job, do you want to face the consequences of your blowing smoke up their ass for the first 10-years of life? Maybe increase their vocabulary through reading more challenging books? Work on expanding their mathematical prowess through homework excellence? It's disturbing how far our standards have fallen when it comes to deciding what is entertainment. If I knew that acting like a dumbass paid large amounts of money, I would have submitted my life tape years ago. This is now.....entertaining.... Now, some will say "what were you doing watching it?" I wasn't. I didn't last the three minutes required to become a viewer statistic. The 2 minutes I saw made Jersey Shore look like a Nova program. Haven't seen the show or are a little skeptic of my analogy? Here are some quotes: 1. Mama explains vaginas: "It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up." - Anddddd there goes breakfast... 2. Mama eye-rolls at the haters: "No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time." - How about maybe just doing it on Mondays? 3. Mama teaches sex ed: "All that boy wants is to get in your little biscuit, get a little piece, and he’s running." - Thanksgiving is cancelled this year.... I found these by googling "Honey Boo quotes," but could have easily found them by googling "why do 3rd world countries hate America?" There is so much more to say about this...however....I am too busy looking through the neighobr's trash and my camera tripod keeps moving. Can't wait to send this in to TLC so I can make $10,000 an hour.