Apology?

Tiger isn't sorry. If you think he is sorry then you really, REALLY do believe that some estate manager in Monaco is going to give you $19 million if you give him your personal information. Better yet, the Canadian model who is willing to sublet your room for rent, and is willing to pay you 12 months of rent prepaid AND give you a hand job is actually real too. Come on, people. Don't fall for it, any of it, and that includes Eldrick's pseudo-apology.

I kept hearing words like "contrite," and sincere when people were talking about his "news conference." I didn't watch it, more or less, because nothing was going to be gained by the show that was being put on. It was Broadway as it's finest; a production meant for no one but himself. It always has been and always will be about Tiger Woods. Shame on him for making anyone believe otherwise, or for the media in making him a hero for coming out and facing the music. He didn't face any music. Where was his spouse? Where was his manager, his sponsors and the 100 RANDOM journalists that need to be there to ask questions. I don't even want to know why he had sex with the Northern Hemisphere. I want to know why he deserves privacy when he decided to flaunt his machismo in public. I don't care if you never had a childhood because of golf. I don't care that you grew up around insane discipline and structure and were never allowed out of the sandbox. I don't care that your marriage is a business arrangement, set up by your management team to tame the beast known as Tiger. None of that matters. What does matter is unscripted, honest answers to the questions people have. You cannot be the most well-known athlete in the world, put your dipstick into 339 women and not explain why. Tears of shame flow freely, not as you exit the stage. Reading something you didn't write, and acting as if the things coming out of your mouth resembled new and accurate information doesn't count. Not in my book anyway.

Honestly, I am boycotting golf now. I don't care to watch a glorified man-whore either win or lose. Doing so is reqrding the system that allegedly got him there in the first place. The only difference between Tiger and white trash is Tiger has better transportation to the Bunny Ranch. Beyond that, he is a walking example of what not to have date your daughter. If you really want to change your image, call yuorself Eldrick...but drop the 'E,' the 'L,' and the 'R' because that is all your are. A dick with too much money and too much time.

Asshole.